Santa Ne Nayi Car Li

Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne
Nikal Pada.
Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek
Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.
Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur
Saanta Se Pucha.
Inspector: “Car Gas Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Ji”
Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi”
Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?”
Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi”
Inspector Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Bola: “Abe Phir Kis
Par Hai?”
Santa Bholepan Se: “Ji Installment Par Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 643 views
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