Girls Marks in Computer- : 99/100
Girls Marks in Computer- : 99/100
Don't Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly
and how to remove PEN drive safely )
Boys Marks In Computer:- 44/100
Knows how To HacK Computer ) :P :D
Boys Agree ?? = hit like ;) :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 771 views
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