Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 915 views

A blonde was playing

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo
sadar: chal wapis
ak bar phr aa gya
sadar: phr bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

1pathan Jalebi Bech Raha Tha

1pathan Jalebi Bech Raha Tha,
Magr Keh Raha Tha “Aalu Le Lo Aalu!”

1Aadmi Aya Or Bola:
“Par Ye To Jalebi He”

Pathan:
Chup Ho Ja!Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaayegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost asked to sardar

Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?

Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha..

Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

papa 5+5 how much

Son:papa 5+5 how much

Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,
ja jake andarse caliculater la

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)