ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo
sadar: chal wapis
ak bar phr aa gya
sadar: phr bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy
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