Secret Of Success
Secret of success:
1. Top mat karo warna log tumse
jalenge.
2. Class me late jao, har teacher tumhe
yaad rakhega.
3. Nakal ka chance ho to padho mat.
4. Zyada padhne se time waste
hota hai,time kharab karna
buri bat hai..
5. Kabhi viva mat do bcoz
bezzati ke 2 marks se izzat
ke 0 marks acche hote hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 805 views
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