Pati, Patni aur Afsos
Pati Patni Mein Zabardast Jhagda Ho Raha Tha,
Patni: Kash Main Apni Mom KiBaat Maan Leti Aur Tum Se Shadi Na Karti
Pati: Kya Matlab? Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shadi Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha?
Patni: Haan, Bahut Baar…
Pati Rote Hue Bola: Hey Bhagwan, Main Aaj Tak Uss Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 948 views
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ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”
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Naman: Yaar chaman mein Taj Mahal khareedney ki soch raha hoon….
Chaman: Bata kitne mein deal final karein mein bhi bechne ki soch raha hoon
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Husband 2 wife;me wo nai k shadi howi aur badal gaya .
Shadi se pehle bi mujhe shadi ka showk tha aur ab bi mujhe shadi ka showk hai.
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Munna bhai -Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? Mamu -B.a.
Munna bhai -Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
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Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
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Ammi ne jane nai diya
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Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,
Police: Wo Mar Gai Kia?
Sardar: Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:-P
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Maalik Ne Pappu Ko Naukri Se Nikal Diya….
Maalik: Meine Jab Se Tumhe Naukri Se Nikala Hai….
Tum Roz Mere Ghar Ke Saamne Tatti Kyun Karte
Ho,
Pappu: Aapko Yeh Ahsaas Karane Ke Liye Ki Naukri
Se Nikalne Ke Baad Mein Bhooka Nahi Mar Raha
Hoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi thi ke itne me uska husband aa gaya or bf ko marne laga
Lady- Maar gadhe ko, apni biwi ko to gumata nahi dusron ki biwi ghumane le aate hai.
( itne me bf ko josh aaya or wo hsbnd ko marne laga )
lady- maar sale ko, na khud ghumane le jata hai na kisi or ko ghumane deta hai. :)
by Raju (few years ago!)
This Poem Is For All Students..
Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi
Hai dostiiii…
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Khoya khoya in Kitabo me, Aata mujhe, kuch bhi
nahi..
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Har Problem har Concept main kaise sehta hu….
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Har pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hu..
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Tujhe bhula diya…
Tujhe bhula diya…
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phir kyun tere syllabus ne mujhe
Rula diya.. Mujhe rula diyaa..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Bacha darwaze ki Bell bajane ki koshsh kar raha tha. 1 Buzurg ne dekha or Bell Baja di or bole
Beta or kuch…?
Bacha: Baba jee AB BHAGOOOOOOOOOO..
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