After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1017 views

Ek Ladies Se Bhari

Ek Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,

Saari Ladies Mar Gayi,
Sabke Pati Ek-Ek Ghanta Roye,
Santa Do Ghante Roya,
Kyun?

Kyunki Uski Wife Se Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

where is ur heart?

Biology Ki Miss:

Grlz
Can U tell me Exactly,
where is ur heart?

All Grlz
Shouted Loudly:

“MUSHTAQ”
K
PaaSs!

Teachr Smiles
&
Says:

Mera B..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k

Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.

1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.

Dr: wat problm.

Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bivi ne pati ke gale main

Bivi ne pati ke gale main bahein dalker kaha- Kaisi lag rahi hun main?

pati- bulkul vaisi jaise bhagwan shanker ke gale me nagin latkati ho...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mobile Charge

Wapda walo
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Menu Mobile te Charge Kr len day

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)