Ek Pathan Phone Karta Hay To
Ek Pathan Phone Karta Hay
To Awaz Ati Hay: Is Call K Liye Apka Balance Naa Kafi Hy
Pathan: Koi Bat Nahi Behan!
Tum Hum Se Bat Käro Itnä Hi Käfi Hay
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this…
Arz kiya hai:
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Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
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Samose mein chutney daali chaat
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xD
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