Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?
Class Mein Teacher Sabka Home Work Check Kar Raha Tha,
Jab Santa Ki Baari Aayi To
Teacher Ne Dekha Ki Usne Homework Nahi Kiya Hua To Vo Santa Ko Bola
Teacher: “Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?”
Santa Ne Bholepan Se Jawab Diya: “Sir, Kyunki Main To Hostel Mein Rahta Hu“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1127 views
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