Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 896 views

A teacher had a 5 year old come up to

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?" The student replied, "It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher to Santa

Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apna Father ka name batao

Teacher:
Apna Father ka name batao
Lekin shortcut andaz ma batao.

Student:
CNG.

Teacher:
Ya Kaisa Name Ha.

Student:
Chaudhry Nisar Ghonga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

angry wife to her husband

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?"

Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:)

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)