Santa Ki Akalmandi
Santa Ek Bar Bus Mein Ja Raha Thha, Conductor Se Bola.
Santa: “Bhai Sahab Do Ticket Dena”
Conductor Hairani Ho Kar: “Do Kyon?”
Santa: “Agar Ek Kho Gayi To Doosri Kaam Aayegi Na”
Conductor Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Agar Dono Kho Gayi Toh?”
Santa Muskurate Hue: “Abe Mere Ko Bilkul Hi Bevkoof Samjha Hua Hai Kya, Ye Pass Kis Din Kaam Aayega“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 972 views
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