Tumhare Mobile Mein Problem Lagti Hai
Ek Pathan Ko Khali Message Aaya, Pathan Ne Usi Mobile Number Par Call Kar Ke Kaha,
Pathan: “Oye Yaara! Tumko Malum Hai? Tumhare Mobile Ki Siyahi Khatam Ho Gayi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 924 views
Similar Jokes
Maine Uska Chehra Thappad Maar
Ke LAAL Kar Diya..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyoki Wo Boli:" Thappad Se Dar
Nahi Lagta.... Pyar Se Lagta Hai.. "
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
('_')
<) )>
_! !_ .... mere se dialogue
bazi...:p :O
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dairy Milk Our Gulab Jamun Ka Muqabla Huva..
Dono Main Say Ziyada Sweet Kon Ha?
Case Court Main Gaya .
Dono Hi Haar Gaye..
Bahir Aa K Poochnay Lagay Yaar,
Ye ABC :* Kon Ha?
Jo Hmsay Bhi Ziyada Sweet Ha… :):)
Hmmmmm…
Yaar Pani Phenk Koi Jal Raha Ha!
.(‘.’).
<)’(>
_/ \_
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Mum, I need a ladder for school.
Why?
Our teacher said we were going on a climbing holiday.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 leader 1 dosra pe ilzam laga rahe the
1st:mujhe to ye bi pta hai k tum kis k isharun pe nachte ho.
2nd:kaminay syasat me bv ka kia kaam
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale
sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
4 SECRETS OF SUCCESS FOR STUDENTS:
1- Kabhi Top na karo warna log tum sai jalney lagengy
2- Hamesha Late class mai jawo, es tarah har teacher tumhy yad rakhy ga
3- Zyada Parhny se Time zaya hota hai, owr Time zaya karna Gunaah hai
4- Khabi Test na do, kionke be-ezati ke 3 marks se Ezat ke 0 achay hain
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apne Sasural Jaata Hai
Ek Din Vahan Husband Biwi Se Kahta Hai: jaan plzz love
me.
Biwi sharmate hue : Nahi Ye Mere Papa Ka Ghar Hai.
Funny Husband: To Kya Mere papa Ka Ghar Red Light Area
Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya
Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha:
Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)