Tumre passkya hay?
BUSH:Humary pass BritnyJulie Robert Anjelina Jolisab ha!Tumre passkya hay?
MANMOHN SINGH:Humary pass Imran Hashmi he!Bhej do sab ko
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 787 views
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A confession by a girl in
church and amazing
reply she got from priest -
Girl: i m madly in love with a
boy
who is far away from
me.
I m in india and he lives in uk.
We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb,
Had long chats on whatsapp,
Proposed each other on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship
through viber,
I need ur blessings and good
wishes father… am I on right
path na ?
Priest said to her:
Good my child..
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay,
Send them through gmail,
And if u r fed up with ur
husband
or kids,
toh unko OLX pe bech deNa
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
AFTAB to SHAHRUKH:Tumhe pata hai aab tak ki meri sab se achi perfomance "ANKAHEE" hai
SHAH RUKH:TO fir aab kiyu Bata rahe ho!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Apko merii Khoobsurti Zeeyada Achi Lagti Hai Ya meri
Aqalmandi?
Sardar:
“Mujy Tuo Tumhari Ye Mazak Karne Ki Adat Bohat
Achi Lagti hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa ke ghar ladki hui .ab use chinta ho gai ki uski beti badi hogi to ladke chedge.
Santa:-per maine iska intzaam kar liya hai.
Banta:-kya?
Santa:-maine apni beti ka naam didi rakh diya hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Height Of Nalaiq Pun...
Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son: Paper Was Tough!
Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago...!!:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
dost Or Lover me kya Farq
Hy.?
Lover:
Janu Bike Ahista Chlao Accident
Ho Jaye ga…
Dost:
Chwla race day agy Cultus vich
Bachiyan ne..
by itrat batool (few years ago!)
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
.
.
Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Love wo hai jab ham ek nariyal me
2 pipe dal k peete hai..
.
.
.
But..
.
.
.
.
Dosti wo hai jab ham ek nariyal me
ek pipe dalkar apne dost se kehtehai
.
"Le be bhikhari pura mat pee liyo:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police:park me aisy kiun bethay ho?
Admi:hum donon shadi shuda hain
police:to ghar me betho
admi:es ka shohar aur meri bv mind karte hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Bacha: Maine Hathi K Samne
12 Kailay Rakhe Usne 11 Khaliay
1 Q Nhi Khaya?
Admi: Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gaya Hoga.
Bacha: Nahi 12wa Kaila Plastic Ka Tha.
Acha Dubara
Maine Hathi K Samne 12 Kailay Rkhe To Usne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?
Admi: Saray Kailay
Plastic K Hongay?
Bacha: Nahi Ghalat.
Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)