The Telephone Call
The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call one morning. The husky voice on the phone said,
“Will you excuse Johnny from school today?”
“Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice answered. “ This is my father speaking”.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 831 views
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