Sardar pyar se

Sardar Pyaar se?
Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…
2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 833 views
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