1 officer School checking
1 officer School checking k time Dekhta hai ki 1 Teachr ladki ko kiSS kar raha hai.Officer:What iS thiS?Teac:"Maar Se nahi pyar Se Samjha raha hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views
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