Chae to bna do

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana
doonga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 901 views
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