Gareeb Ko Dokha Dena Paap Hai
Maalkin Kafi Der Se Gum Sum Si Apne Kamre Mein Bethi Thi, Naukrani Ne Ye Dekha To Usne Puch Hi Liya.
Naukrani: “Malkeen Ji, Aap Udas Kyu Hai?”
Malkin: “Tumhare Sahab Apne Office Ki Kisi Ladki Se Pyar Karte Hai”
Naukrani: “Nahiiiiiii, Sahab Mujhe Dhokha Nahi De Sakte“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views
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me desh ko power ful bana sakta
hu
-Vivekanand
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Agar muje 100 jawan ladkiyamile
to me ek naya desh bana sakta hu
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