humko sawal samaj nhi aya
Teacher:2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?
Pathan:humko sawal samaj nhi aya
Teacher:tumare pas 2 rotiyan thitmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?
Pathan:salan...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 518 views
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