Believe it or not
Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24.
One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 984 views
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