Band Ho Jaye Ga

Khan: Yar Abhi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?

Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay.

Khan: Koi Bat Nai, Khuda Kary Ga, Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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