Shadi Kya Hai?
Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 572 views
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hai
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mai nhi aa raha
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Gudnyt Phone off.
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