Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,
Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,
Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar Do Aur Sui Is Ke Side Me Rakh Dena,
...Police Samjhegi Sui-Side Ka Case He.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Style of breaking up:
Boy bought a gift for His new Girl friend-
GirlFriend:What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:
by Hassan Ali (few years ago!)
Getting Bored???
Need some fun in lyf???
Go to a stranger's Wedding and scream....
"PLEASE
Don't marry....
I still love you....!!!'' :D :P ;)
LOL :D but Try this at your own risk :D hahaha
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!
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Jailor-Tum Kis Jurm Me Aye Ho?
Santa-Bas kuch khaas nahi jailor saab,Sarkar Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha
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S- Note Chhapne Ka.
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