1st Pathan: Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti hai

isay paint kese krte hain?

2nd Pathan: Woi Pagala jab ye door ja k chota sa ho jati hai phir paint krte hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 652 views

2 sal ka bukhar

Santa:dr.shahb 2 sal pehly mujhe bukhar huwa tha
dr:tu ab kia huwa
santa:ap ne nahane se mana kia tha ab naha lun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Laloo aur Rabri ik dusre se

Laloo aur Rabri ik dusre se gussa the aur apas me baatcheet nahi kar rahe the.

Laloo ko subha kahi jana tha. Voh Rabri ke bed ke pas ik note rakh deta hai: "Humko kal subhe paanch baje utha dena."

Agle din Laloo ki neend subhe 8 baje khulti hai. Uske talbe par note likha hota hai: Dear Husband Paanch baje gaye hai, uth jao!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho k airforce Me jay ga

Pathan:
Maa hum bara ho k airforce
Me jay ga

Maa:
Beta mujhe kese pata chalega
k ye mera bete ka jahaz hy

Pathan:
Hum GUZARTE waqt ghar pe
BOMB Phenk daiGa.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

why do boys call gurls "item"? bcoz

why do boys call gurls "item"?
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item mean "maal"
"maal" mean "paisa"
and "paisa" mean "laxmi"
aur ladki to ghar ki "LAXMI" hoti hai :D ;)

"RISHTA WAHI SOCH NAYI!!" ;D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dil Ka Operation

Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai.
Boy: pata haiGirl: I love u

Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse.

Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya To sirf uska baap khara tha.

Girl: wo kahan hai ?
Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil
kisne dia ?

Girl: what ? Or zor zor se r0ne lagi.
Father: mazak kar raha hun
Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)