Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti hai

1st Pathan: Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti hai

isay paint kese krte hain?

2nd Pathan: Woi Pagala jab ye door ja k chota sa ho jati hai phir paint krte hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views
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