Light off honay par
Light off honay par
London: Oh no..!
Washington : What is this.?
Karachi: phir chali gai..
Fasialabad : oo gai aa..
Lahore : Fair pen nuss gai j wapda di.. :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 827 views
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