Teacher: Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?

Student: Mujhy Bird Flu Hogaya Tha.

Teacher: Kia? Ye to Murgee ki Beemari Hai.

Student: Aap Ne Mujhy Insan Kab Chora Hai?

Roz He To Murga Bana Deti Ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1091 views

GOLU apni billi ko lekar

GOLU apni billi ko lekar exam dene ja raha tha.
MOLU:-ye billi ko lekar kha ja rhe ho.?
GOLU:-exam dene.
MOLU:-koun sa..?

GOLU:-"CAT" ka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ka ladka Im a Complan boy

Santa ka ladka Im a Complan boy!

Sanka Ki ladki Im a Complain Girl!

Santa: Ye kya Chakar hai Paida maine kara name kisi or ka ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.

Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.

Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya to judge ne pagal ko saza sunayi k tum 5 rupay jurmana adda karo ge.

Pagal ne 10 rupay de kar ek thappar judge ko bhi maar diya.

Aur kaha.

"Dono 5..5 rupay le lo.

Mere paas khullay nahi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Children whom do u

Teacher:Children whom do u hate The most?
LKG Boy:Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher: oh God!! Y do U hate him?
LKG Boy:He abolished Child Marriage

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar's exams and fighting

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)