Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?
Teacher: Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?
Student: Mujhy Bird Flu Hogaya Tha.
Teacher: Kia? Ye to Murgee ki Beemari Hai.
Student: Aap Ne Mujhy Insan Kab Chora Hai?
Roz He To Murga Bana Deti Ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1260 views
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