Bijli Walo Pe Testing To Galat Baat Hai
Santa Ne Bijli Office Phone Kara Aur Jaldi Se Bola.
“Jaldi Se Model Town Ki Light Kaat Do”
Bijli Wala Hairani Se: “Kyu Sir?”
Santa: “Wo Yaar Mere Dimag Mein Ek Nayi Mast Wali Gaali Aayi Hai, Wo Tumko Deni Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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ek aadmi Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye
Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.
Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai.
Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”
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Aadmi: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai
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Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?
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ke tum kon ho .
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Major Rohail:
Khan sab yha se Airport
Kon se bus jae ge
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Khan:
20#
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Maajor Rohail: Agr 20# na mele to..?
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Khan:
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Patni Apne Pati Ki Parayi Aurton Pe Nazar Rakhne Se Tang Thi, Ek Din Aakhir Bol Hi Padi.
Patni: “Maine Gadhon Par Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi Ke Siwa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ko Dekhta Tak Nahi”
Pati Ne Muskurate Hue Bada Pyaara Sa Jawab Diya: “Pagli, Isliye To Use Gadha Kehte Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
3 Sardar picnic par samose leke jaate hain. Vo pepsi le jana bhool jate hain. chote sardar ko pepsi lene ke liye bheja jaata hain .vo is shart par jata hai ki uske aane tak koi samose na khaye.
Sardar ko gaye 1 din ho jaate hai 2 din 3 din 4th day 2no sardar samose khane ke liye haath badate hai ki chota sardar ped ke piche se nikalta he oye!! Tum samose khaoge to nahin jaunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband:tumhari farmaisho se tang akar jaraha hun khud khushi karne:-)
bv:sunein 3,4 lawn k suit tu dila den iddat k dinun me kia pehnun gi.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Highway Par Police Ne Khan Ko Pakad Liya Aur Pucha.
Police: “Aap 180 Ki Speed Se Kyu Ja Rahe Ho?”
Khan: “Sir, Aap Logo Bhi Kamal Karte Ho Khud Hi To Board Pe Likha Hai – Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe Koi Aap Ka Intzaar Kar Raha Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)