Bijli Walo Pe Testing To Galat Baat Hai
Santa Ne Bijli Office Phone Kara Aur Jaldi Se Bola.
“Jaldi Se Model Town Ki Light Kaat Do”
Bijli Wala Hairani Se: “Kyu Sir?”
Santa: “Wo Yaar Mere Dimag Mein Ek Nayi Mast Wali Gaali Aayi Hai, Wo Tumko Deni Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1006 views
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Pagal BV Se.
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Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.
Haram ki Kamai Se.
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Banta Sing! you get married with Santa after my death.
Wife: but why? He is you no 1 enemy,
Banta!, this is the only way to take revenge to Santa sing.
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"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.
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1. Top mat karo warna log tumse
jalenge.
2. Class me late jao, har teacher tumhe
yaad rakhega.
3. Nakal ka chance ho to padho mat.
4. Zyada padhne se time waste
hota hai,time kharab karna
buri bat hai..
5. Kabhi viva mat do bcoz
bezzati ke 2 marks se izzat
ke 0 marks acche hote hai
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