Baap Ne Apne Bete
Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Jaib Se , Cigrette, Gutka, Naswar Katrina Kaif Ki Tasaweer Aur Girls K Numbers Baramad Hoye
Baap Ne Bete Ko Buhat Mara Aor Ghuse Me Cheekha:
"Kab Se Kar Rahay Ho Ye Sab Kuch?
Beta Rotay Hoye: "Baba Main Ne To Ap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai..!" :-)}
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1180 views
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In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Thief1: Lets Count d Money We hav
Looted Today!
Thief2: I m So Tired,
We'll See it in d Newspaper Tomorrow.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband Did Your MOM Cooked Today
Wife Yes, But How Do You Know ?
Husband Daily I Found Black Hairs In the FOOD Today I Have Found White:-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pregnant
Orat Ko Dekh Kr
1 Larki Boli:
Lagta Hy Makan Ban Gia Hy Or Kirayadar B Aa Gia Hy
Pregnant Lady: Mazdor Farigh Hy Tere Ghar Bhej Do
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this cute girl, which machine should I use? Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam
msg parhne walo ko mera salam
Tea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya kro
fokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can’t buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can’t have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you’re satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
1 baar 1 american or 1 indian helicopter me ja rahe the
Tabhi american ko potty lagi, indian ne kaha 1 plastic kar k niche phek do
Usne waisa hi kiya,
Niche 1 sadhu ganga me prathna kar raha tha, tabhi usk haath me plastic giri
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Sadhu ne socha bhagwan ka prasaad hai ghar jaakar apne bete kko khilaunga
Ghar gaya or apne bete ko de diya or bola kha lo
Jaise hi bete ne khane k liye uthaya, light chali gayi
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Pehla bite; papa khatti,
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Dusra bite; papa mitthe
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Teesra bite khane gaya toh light wapas aa gayi
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Papa ” tatti”………
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sarder: Mera Bill Kitna He?
Call Center Girl:
To Knw Ur Curent Bill Dial 123
Sarder: Abe Gdheki Aulad
Me Curent Ka Nhi Mobile
K Bill Ki Bat Kar RAha Hu!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Interviewer: Let me check your Engli
Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good
Sardar: Bad
Interviewer: Come
Sardar: Go
Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar: Pichlli
Interviewer: PICHLLI?
Sardar: UGLY
Interviewer: Shut Up
Sardar: Keep Talking
Interviewer: Ok now stop it
Sardar: ok now carry on
Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa
Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh
Interviewer: Are yaar
Sardaar: Are dushman
Interviewer: Get Out
Sardar: Come In
Interviewer: U r Rejected
Sardaar: I m selected...bale bal
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)