DEVDAS Of 2010..

Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!

Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!

Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do! Aur

Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1133 views

Past tense

Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.”
Student:
Past tense Madam.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

women

A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Women revenge

Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding
items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to
come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could
do to him legally.'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar docter english joke

Docter to sardar:you have brain tumor.
On hearing this

sardar start danceing
dr:why you are danceing
sardar:it proves that i have brain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Chata jya hunda si

Sardar: Eik Wari Me
chota jia hunda ce
ME Minar-e-Pakistan to dig gya ce,

2nd Sardar: Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?

Sardar: Menu Ki pata
Me te Chota Jya Hunda C

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)