Trainee Doctor In Operation Theater
Patient: Doctor, Yeh mera pehla operation hai….thoda dhyaan se operate karna.
Trainee Doctor: Areay bhai daro mat… yeh mera bhi toh pehla operation hai “Bhagwan Pe Bharosa Rakho”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 960 views
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