Trainee Doctor In Operation Theater
Patient: Doctor, Yeh mera pehla operation hai….thoda dhyaan se operate karna.
Trainee Doctor: Areay bhai daro mat… yeh mera bhi toh pehla operation hai “Bhagwan Pe Bharosa Rakho”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views
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Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”
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A girl picked up the phone
Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai
Boy:thank u
Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
Boy:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Boy:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
Boy:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Boy:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai
Boy:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai
Girl shocked, boy rocked :-)
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
4 Pathaan Train Kay Pichaye Bhag Rahe Thay
2 Charh Gay
To Train Ma Logo Ny Kaha
Weldone
Pathaan: Khaaak Well Done?
Jana To Unho Ny Tha
Ham Toh Chornay Aye Thay.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!
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Boy: Tu kitne baje uthati hai?
Girl: Apna koi time nahin
jab dil kare so jati hoon,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hoon..
Boy: Notty!
Tu bilkul mere ‘kutte’ pe gayi hai..
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Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K…
Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya To Court Main Bulaya. Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath!
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Girl: Ur Name..??
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Boy: Black Lion..
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Girl: Are you joking..??
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Boy: No, it means Kalu Singh..
and Yours..??
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Girl: soft Underwear..
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Boy: Are you joking..??
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Girl: No
it means Komal Chadda..
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PAppu Jalebi bech raha tha magar chilla raha tha
Aalu LeLo Aalu
Ek Aadmi Bola: Ye Jalebi hain Aalu Nahi to fir
Aalu Aalu kyu chilla rahe ho… ??
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PAppu Bola: Chup ho jaa saale
warna Makkhiyan Aa Jayegi. :p :O
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jageer daar:agr me subah apni car me niklun to sham tak apni adhi zameen nai dekh sakta.
Sardar:mere pas bi pehlay aisi car thi.
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