Wife: Itni Slow Awaz Me kis Se
Wife: Itni Slow Awaz Me kis Se Baat kar Rahe Ho?
Husband: Bahen se.
Wife: Bahen Se Itni Slow Awaz Me Bolne ki kya Zaroorat Hai?
Husband: Tumhari Jo Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1025 views
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