Santa class me haans raha tha
Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 869 views
Similar Jokes
K.G. k bache ki dukh bhari shayri: Mohabat K Nam
Pe Saza Mene Payi He Gor Frmaye
Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi H Baki Sher
Baad Me Abhi SUSU Aai he!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out,"Watch the wall!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Class Mein Papu Se Puchti Hai,
Teacher: “ Chalo Papu Aaj Tum
Batao, Tumhara Favorite Writer
Koun Hai? Papu: “ Mam,
.
Aapki Beti Tina, Jo Mujhe Har
Hafte Ek Achha Letter Likh Ke
Bhejti Hai “ :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan ne aik ghar ma chori ki...
sab kuch lutny k bad
jaynamaz bhi utha li....
Malik bola: "ye Jaynamaz tau chorr jao"
Pathan:
Khocha hum tum ko kia kafir nazar ata hai.. :D :D
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Sardar: Ek Ghar Ko Aag Lagi Hoi Thi Sardar Ne Usi Gahr Mein Sa 6 Admiyon Ko Gahr Sa Nikal Mara.
Usi Waqt Sardar Ko Police Ne Jail Mein Band Kar Diya
! Q ?
Kyun Ke Usne Aag Bunjhane Wale Jo Gaye Hoay Thay 6 Log Unhion Ko Bhar Phank Mara.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek dost doosrey ko bata raha tha, “aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai or khoob sawab kamaya”
Doosra dost, “woh kaisey?”
Pehla, “Mein ney faqeer sey poocha key agar tumhein 1000 rupey doon to tumhari kia halat ho gi?, faqeer bola key woh khushi sey mar jaey ga, yeh sun ker mein ney 1000 ka note wapis jaib mein rakh liya
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Ladki Badi Udaas Si Colony Mein Se Jaa Rahi Thi
Pados Ke Ladke Ne Use Roka Aur Puchha
Ladka: “Arey Aise Udas Si Ho Ke Kaha Jaa Rahi Ho?”
Ladki: “Suicide Karne Jaa Rahi Hoon”
Ladke Ne Use Upar Se Lekar Niche Tak Dekha Aur Hairani Se Pucha
Ladka: “Arey To Phir Itna Make-Up Kyu Kiya Hua Hai?”
Ladki: “Arey Budhu, Kal Newspaper Mein Photo Bhi To Aani Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chupke se parhna ye ak Ganda SMS hy. .
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ak larka ak larki se milny jata hy. .
.
.
.
Aur !
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wo Gobar main Gir jata hy. . .
.
.
Cheee cheee
cheee
Dekha kitna ganda SMS hy..:P:P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)