If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 871 views

Meray Ishq Ki Bowling Ne

Meray Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di >faraz<

Lekin

Meri Taqdeer To Dekho! Uska Baap Umpire

Nikla ... (",) <))--->*No Ball*;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Charsi Taxi me Bathe

Taxi Wale ne Taxi Start kr K Band Krdi
Or Bola,
Lo Saab!Ponch ge.
1 ne Thank Bola,
2re ne Paise Diye,
3re ne Driver ko Thaper Mara,
Driver Samja isko Pata Chal Gaya,
Lekin 3rd Bola:Saaly Itni Taiz Na
Chalaya Kr,
Kisi DIn Marway ga…!

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

joke

Qyamt ki 10 Nishani
=Zardari Emandari Krega

=Altaf Karachi Aye ga

=Musharaf P Muqdma HoGa

=Sheri Rhman Prda Kre Gi

=Ch Shujat ko bolna ayga

=S.Rasheed k Shadi ho Jaygi

=Imran khan Ko Sadarat Mly gi

=Qazi Husen Dhrna Chor DeGa

=Nawaz Sharif SUCH bole ga

=Mulana Fazlurehman Pant Shrt pehnEga

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)

Pakistani Actresses

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:

Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!

Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!

Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!!

Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!!

Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!!

Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!!

Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!!

Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Boy To Gym Coach

Boy To Gym Coach:
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl
I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days.
Which Machine Should I Use?
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Coach:
Use The ATM Machine
Outside The Gym!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)