ham apke gali sa guzra ajeeb itafaq tha
apna phool phanka gamla bhe sath tha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 426 views

Guests For Dinner

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

80 saal ka Buddha rape case

80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mirgi Ke Daure Ka Ilaaz

Medical Ka Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Tha

Teacher: Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Mirgi Ka Attack Ho To Usko Lambe Samaye Tak Kiss Karo, Wo Theek Ho Jayegi

Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Excited Hokar Bola

Pappu: Par Sir, Usko Ye Attack Dilayen Kaise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha:

Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

Jawab : 24 hours. Wo kaise?

Jawab Mila : 8 ghante city bus me
baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME”!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)