Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,
Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese
Check Karwaunga..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 881 views

A Barrage Of Obama Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bas Stop Pe Pappu

Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha

Ladki Ne Usko Tokte Hue Puchha

Ladki: “Mujhe Aise Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Bahan Nahi Hai Kya?”

Pappu: “Hai Na, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu”
Ladki: “Kyu?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Wo Kya Hai Ki Meri Bahan Ko Ek Bhabhi Chahiye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Good answer

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
.
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

GF kay paas jata

Sardar apne GF kay paas jata

Sardar apne GF kay paas jata aur baar baar gir jata. Jub who tesre dafa girra to us ke GF kehte sardar jee aap yeh kya ker rahe hain? Sardar kehta: I am falling in luv with you.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pappu Ke Pass Ek Kutta Bhi Tha,

Pappu Ke Pass Ek Kutta Bhi Tha, Ek Din Vo Usko Leke Sadak Pe Ghuma Raha Tha.

Ek Police Wale Ne Usko Dekha Aur Uska Majak Udate Hue Bola.

Policewala: “Arey, Apne Bhai Ko Leke Kaha Ja Rahe Ho?”

Pappu Pyar Se Muskurate Hue Bola: “Ji, Police Mein Bharti Karwane“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)