De De Thakur
Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,
Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese
Check Karwaunga..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 858 views
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