Santa ki chhatri me hole tha
Santa ki chhatri me hole tha,
Banta ne pucha: umbrella me hole kyu hai?
Santa: Oye, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 826 views
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