Sir:Indian Main Kaun Kaun Se States Hain?

Student: Jammu,UP,MP,Asam

Sir: Aur Batao?

Funny Student: Bas maje Main Aap Batao???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views

Cheating Karne Ka Sabse Achha Tarika

Santa Exam Hall Mein Betha Thha.

Paper Bahot Tuff Thha Aur Examiner Bahut Stick Thha Cheating Nahi Karne De Raha Thha,

Santa Ne Examiner Ko Pass Bulaya Aur Uske Kaan Mein Kuch Kaha, Examiner Chup Chap Ja Kar Chair Pe Beth Gaya Aur Vahi Betha Raha.

Sabne Khull Ke Cheating Ki.

Exam Khatam Hone Per Sab Logo Ne Bahar Aaker Santa Ko Hatho Pe Utha Liya Aur Puchha.

Students: “Santa Tune Examiner Ko Aisa Kya Bola Ke Wo Chair Se Uthe Hi Nahi?”

Santa Sharmate Hue: “Mene Bola Thha, Sir Pichhe Se Aap Ki Pent Fati Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Marwadi Aur Sindhi Ladki Ki Love Story

Ek Marwadi Ladka Sindhi Ladki Se Pyaar Karta Tha. Ek Din
Sindhi Ladki Ne Usse Kaha.

Sindhi Ladki: “Jab Papa So Jayenge To Main Gali Mein Sikka Fenkungi, Awaz Sunkar Tum Jaldi Se Andar Aa Jana”
Lekin Ladka Sikka Fenkne Ke Ek Ghante Baad Aaya

Sindhi Ladki Boli: “Tumne Itni Der Kyu Laga Di?”

Marwadi Ladka: “Wo Main Sikka Dhoond Raha Tha”

Sindhi Ladki: “Pagal Wo To Dhaaga Bandh Ke Fenka Tha, Wapis Kheench Liya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu: Hospital mein operation ke

Pappu: Hospital mein operation ke baad Hosh aaney par bola “Doctor Mera Operation Toh Kaamyab Raha”

Aawaaz aayi Hospital, Doctor, Duniyadari sab neeche hee rah gayi…..
Mein Yamdoot Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Repoter to sardar

Reporter: Sardar jee:
agar apki bivi ko jin chimat jaye tu aap kia kro
gey?
Sardar:
Main ki krna ay, galti jin di ay apey pugtey ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)