Mehmano K Anay Se Pehly
Mehmano K Anay Se Pehly Agr
Kala Namk Moli K Prathy Aur Chanay Ki Dal Ka Hlwa Kha K Bethn To Mehman Jaldi Chly Jaty Hain Or
Dubara Nhi Atay. . .Zubaida Aapa K Khusboo Dar Totkay ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 770 views
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