Accident hua, bheed ho gayi! Santa ko age aane ka
mouka nhi mil raha tha! Santa chillaya- Hay mera
bapu! Sbne aage jaane diya... Dekha toh Kutta
mara pada tha...:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 747 views

Time

2 students raat mai parhty howy

1st: what's the time?

2nd ne pathar utha kar samny ghar par mara

1 aurat nikli owr gussy se boli "Kameeno Ab tu so jawo raat ky 3 baj gaye hen

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Faiada

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pyar kya hota hai

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Larka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota ha..

farz karo

larka=cement

Larki=rait

love=pani

ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge

lekin

agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta

Larki (hans k):

Kamine tu shakal se hi mazdur lagta hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

DAD : When I beat you

DAD : When I beat you, how do you control your anger ?

SON : I start cleaning the toilet.

DAD : How does that satisfy you ?

SON : I clean it with your toothbrush..

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kuttay Pr Mazmon

Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha

Pathan:
Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)