Amm nai amrood hai
Wo khud pe gharoor karta hai to is me herat ki koi bat nai
dost
jis ko hum chahte hain wo aam ho hi nai sakta
wo to amrood hai amrood
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 933 views
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tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
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bete ne “Maa”Say Pucha,
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Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi?”
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“Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maaon
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“Begherat.”Oopp ssss
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