Boy. I love you

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort
larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm
kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 967 views
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