There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn`t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 791 views

Me sub ka baap hun

Dost:agr tum zaheen ho to Rs.100 bhejo.
Hoshyar bo to 200.agr dono ho to 300 bhejo

sardar ne 600 rupee bheje aur kaha me in sub ka baap hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A Haryanvi's donkey

A Haryanvi's donkey went missing. Haryanvi was praying and thanking God.

A Sardar saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; Why are thanking God?"

Haryanvi: I am thanking God because I wasn't riding the donkey at that time when it went missing, otherwise I would also have been missing

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sunitha ko dekho

Pappa: sunitha ko dekho, 1st class mein pass kee hai.

santa: haa, use dekhtaa rahaa to isiliye main fail ho gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Soraj kab ka nikal aya

Maa Bete Se:Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Dekh So0raj Kb Ka Nikal aya Hy..
Beta:To Kya Hua Amma
Wo Sota B To Mjh Se Pehle Hy

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

First day at school

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed
his teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child
are not necessarily those of his parents."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)