Teacher to pathan:
Batao 'Qaatil' kise kehte hain?

Pathan: nahi pata

Teacher: farz karo tum apne baap ka qatal kar do tu tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: "YATEEM"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views

Sardar

Sardar ke 10 bachon mai 1 alag dikhta tha
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Jab Us ki Bewi marny wali thi tu sardar ne Pocha: Ab tu bata do Yai kis ka hai?
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Bewi: Sirf Yahi apka hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teacher To Pathan

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho

Pathan: §Ir §Chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy

Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy

Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

Santa park me baitha tha

Santa park me baitha tha.

Friend:Kya kar raha hai ?

Santa:Badla le Raha hu !

Frnd:Kaise?

Santar: waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai,ab mai waqt barbad kar raha hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan or Kabutar

1 kabhutar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha
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Pathan ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia
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Usey chat par le gia,
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owr
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Wahan se neche phaink dia

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Food One-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)