Teacher to pathan
Teacher to pathan:
Batao 'Qaatil' kise kehte hain?
Pathan: nahi pata
Teacher: farz karo tum apne baap ka qatal kar do tu tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: "YATEEM"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views
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