3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi.
3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi.
Inspectr:
Tm Murghion ko kya dety ho?
Pathan:Bajra
Inspector:Wrong Food Arrest him.
Inspector:Tm kya dety ho.?
2nd pathan:Rice
Inspector:Tm B ghalat ho.
Arrest him
3rd pathan ghabra k bola:
hm to sb Murghion ko 5,5 rupay de deta hai jis ka jo dil chahe kha le.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 910 views
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