biwi ko thapad marne ke baad

biwi ko thapad marne ke baad pati bola ki aadmi usi ko marta hai jisse wo pyar karta hai biwi ne bhi repply mai kheech ke 2 mare aur dheere se boli aap kya samjte ho mai aapse pyar nai karti

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