Larkiyan Kabhi Poori Baat Nahi Sunti
A Boy Was Driving A Car ,
A fat girl crossed him on a scooty .
He shouted, “OYE BHAINS”
Girl Turned Around And Shouted :
“Tu Ho Ga Gadhay! Kuttey Shakal Dekh Apni, Bander Kahin Ka !”
Suddenly Girl Ka Accident Ho Gaya
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 686 views
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