Larkiyan Kabhi Poori Baat Nahi Sunti

A Boy Was Driving A Car ,

A fat girl crossed him on a scooty .

He shouted, “OYE BHAINS”

Girl Turned Around And Shouted :

“Tu Ho Ga Gadhay! Kuttey Shakal Dekh Apni, Bander Kahin Ka !”

Suddenly Girl Ka Accident Ho Gaya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 872 views
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