Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane

Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane se pehle Pray(dua) Kare ho

GOLU-Mujhe Pray karne ki jarurat kya hai
Meri Maa Achha Khana Banati Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1191 views
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