ek padri dosre se
Ek Padri Dosray Se Yaar Meri B.V Ghar Baar Sab Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq De Dia,
Doosra Padri:(Rotay Huay) Yaar Tum To Buhat Khushnaseeb Ho Meri Begum Ne Mujh Se Pran,Pardhan,Izat,Dolat Sb Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq phr Nai Dia
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 777 views
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Suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
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yahan to saale imtihano ne zindagi ki LE rakhi hai..!!:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl: Mom, I want some fresh air..
Can I go for a walk..?
Mom: Yes, but tell your
“fresh air” to drop you home by 9 pm… :D :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
12 Boys planed to propose a girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Santa! Dastaney ki...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….
Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.
Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha:
Beta kia keh rahay the?
Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ladki apne Bf se:mera bachha,mera ladla,mera
sonu-monu,mujhse shaadi kaoge?
bolo baby??
Ladka:tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt????!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 bar santa USA Gya,wahan wo church mai gaya to achank wahn aawaz aai,'Tann' ittefaq se light bhi chali gai santa dar k bola,oye bhago Undertakr aa gya.... :-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek ganje k sar par do bal the.
Dono ko aapas me pyar ho gaya,
shadi karna chahte the.
Magar nahi kar paye....
Batao kyun?
Kyun ki Bal Vivah apradh hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Dr:5 lakh
Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in
Bus,
Both were claiming that She Came First, One Old
Man was Watching this All. At last he said: Why Are
You Fighting?
Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon, Tum mein se Jo
bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.
Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)