Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!
Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1061 views
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Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!
Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
“Band Hai…”
OR
Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k
“Chalu Hai..”
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: darling, tumhara naam apny haath py likhun ya dil py ??
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Girl: idhar udhar kio likhty ho..!!
ager sacha pyar karty ho to apni property k papers py likh do =
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane k liye):” Dekho woh
ladka meri taraf dekh
ke muskura raha hai…
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. Boy:” Yeh to kuch bhi nahi,
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jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi
thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok paya
tha.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Eid key agley din do dost aapas mein miley.
Ek dost ney doosrey sey poocha, “Tum ney rozey to rakhey hon gey?”
Doosra dost: “Woh bhayee!, baat yeh hey key beemari ki wajah sey doctor ney rozey rakhney sey mana ker diya tha”
Pehla dost, “Acha eid ki namaz to parhi ho gi”
Doosra dost: “Arey yaar kahan, beemari ney uthna bethna mushkil ker diya tha, namaz kaisey parhta”
Pehla dost: “Acha eid ki sawayyan to khai hon gi”
Doosra dost: “To kia mein eid ki sawayyan bhee na khata? Kia bilkul hi kaafir samajh rakha hey?”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 car se Popat takra ke behosh ho gaya. Admi popat ko ghar le gaya. Pinjre me rakha. phpat Uth ke bola: AILAA... JAIL ? wo driver Mar gaya kya ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Dozkh Se Nikla
Chupke Se Janat Me Gia
Farishtay Ne Bohat Mara
Pathan:
Oh Bhai Main Janati Ho
Main Dozakh May Gul Khan
Se Naswar Lene Gya Tha.
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Pappu Ne Sadak Pe Chalti Ek Ladki Ko Offer Marne Ke Liye Bola
Pappu: “Aaa Janeman Mere Dil Mein Aaja”
Ladki: “Chappal Utaru Kya?”
Pappu: “Chal Pagli, Ye Koi Mandir Thode Hai, Aisi Hi Aaja“
by Saif5476 (few years ago!)
Teacher: Aaj school der se aane ka tumne kya bahana socha hai?
Sonu: Sir aaj mein itni tej dod ker aaya ki bahana sochne ka moka hi nahi mila
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)