Eid key agley din do dost aapas mein miley.

Ek dost ney doosrey sey poocha, “Tum ney rozey to rakhey hon gey?”

Doosra dost: “Woh bhayee!, baat yeh hey key beemari ki wajah sey doctor ney rozey rakhney sey mana ker diya tha”

Pehla dost, “Acha eid ki namaz to parhi ho gi”

Doosra dost: “Arey yaar kahan, beemari ney uthna bethna mushkil ker diya tha, namaz kaisey parhta”

Pehla dost: “Acha eid ki sawayyan to khai hon gi”

Doosra dost: “To kia mein eid ki sawayyan bhee na khata? Kia bilkul hi kaafir samajh rakha hey?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1092 views

suniye g aap ka dost galat

Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?

Husband: main kyon rokon? Us ne mujhe roka tha kya.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Don’t b Extra Intelligent

Father: what do can you do for my daughter

Father: You are ignored
Boy: Y?

Father: I need someone who live for my daughter not who die and leave her alone

MORAL: Ziyada sahnpatti bi thek nhi hoti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan n Sardar

Pathan: Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega

Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom

Pathan: Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna
Sardar: Thanks Yar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Riding a Horse

One day a blonde was horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started going too fast and bouncing out of control. The blonde tried with all her might to hang on, but soon was thrown off.

With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse would not stop or even slow down. Just as the blonde was about to give up hope and was losing consciousness...

The K-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pillow

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)